LOCAL PERVERT

Local Pervert Yee'd their first Haw on the ol' field of screams in a time when skirts were long and fabrics were opaque. Hailing from the B.U.N.B.U.N. star system they were sent to earth on a reconnaissance mission after a copy of "earth girls are easy" was launched into space in 1969 and had everyone captivated. (our source? don't worry about it.) While searching for whimsy in a sea of Arc'teryx in Vancouver, BC, they were bestowed the mission to spread the agenda of the B.U.N.B.U.N. star system (which is shockingly similar to the gay adgenda). Coming from a planet covered in pools, orgies and glitter there was a lot of work to be done here.

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